Sexual innuendo all the way. [view full clip]

The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana...

Zippy: "One skin, two skin, three skin, four.... "

George: "Zippy, where is Bungle?"

Zippy: "I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"

We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.

Bungle: "Geoffrey, I can't get it in"

Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"

Bungle: "I know, let's try it round the other way around. Ooooooh, I've got it in"

(continue reading the script after the jump)

Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and peg kit

Bungle: "Would you stick this on the shelf, George"

George: "I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself,

Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about playing"

Bungle: "Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"

Geoffrey: "Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to play with?"

George: "Yesterday we played with our balls.

Are we going to play with our friend's balls today?"

Bungle: "Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."

Geoffrey (to camera): Have you seen Bungles twanger?

Zippy: "Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."

Bungle: "It's my plucking instrument."

Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle

Zippy: "I can, I'm the best plucker here."

George: "And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?"

Zippy: "Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."

Geoffrey: "Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."

Bungle (excited): "Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all paint our twangers couldn't we?"

George: "Let's sing that plucking song."

Bungle: "Rod and Roger can get their instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."

Singers Rod, Roger and Jane enter.

Rod: "We could hear you all banging away."

Roger: "Banging can be fun."

Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Roger."

Roger (looking sad): "Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."

Geoffrey: "Never mind Roger, let sing the plucking song, come on

everybody get your instruments out."

Rod (to Jane): "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"

Jane: "Oh no Rod, I was blowing a lot with Roger last night. But would you

like to play with my maracas?"

Zippy: "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."

Bungle: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size your twanger is."

Zippy: "I've got a big red one."

George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it."

Geoffrey (to viewers): "Well, have you got your twangers out? And remember,

you can bounce your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any balls,

ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all sing the plucking song."

Everyone in studio: "Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we're going to pluck all day today."

"Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we're going to pluck all day."

Geoffrey (to viewers): " It's time for us all to go now, but don't forget to

get your twangers out and play with your balls."   "See you soon.  Bye."

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February 23, 2005

When Words Speak For Themselves

Read all about it.

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February 21, 2005

Christo "Gates"

The parody.

[jakedobkin's photostream via boing boing]

Bluejake has the real stuff.

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February 13, 2005

Nemo Found

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February 11, 2005

A Sensible Bush

The earrings don't quite go with the outfit.

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February 01, 2005

Man Literally Ate His Shorts

Hopefully they were clean.

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January 24, 2005

I Don't Really See Anything Wrong With Todd Allan Corbett

I guess, Heywood Jablowme is a little more catchy.

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January 21, 2005

A Girl Being Thrown Through A Basketball Hoop

If you have to ask why, you just don't get it. Check out the video.

[via Verbose Coma]

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January 13, 2005

A Huge Dick Is Always A Great Selling Point

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January 09, 2005

Patient Breaks Wind, Sets Genitals On Fire

Thank God he was sedated.

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December 16, 2004

An Episode Of 'Queer Eye' You Won't See

Fark presents photoshopped unlikely cameo appearances in popular movies or TV shows.

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December 07, 2004

The Homosexual Agenda

The Lusty Devil has uncovered the agenda that Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell have been speaking of.

The Homosexual Agenda:

6:00 am Gym

8:00 am Breakfast

9:00 am Hair appointment

10:00 am Shopping

12:00 PM Brunch

2:00 PM (Here's the really important part) read on.

[via del.icio.us/plasticbag]

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December 03, 2004

That's Hot!

Now why didn't I think of this look?

[photo from StrangeCosmos.com]

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December 02, 2004

The Smores Nativity Scene

Mmmm. Jesus taste good.

[Santa's-Depot via Metafilter]

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November 29, 2004

Target's Selling Pot

I bet you won't find this at Wal-Mart.

[via All Things Christie]

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November 22, 2004

Wonder Woman, The Later Years

I don't know quite know what to say. [via FARK]

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October 20, 2004

George Bush's Bulge

(Happy Go Larry via Boing Boing)

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October 13, 2004

2004 Election Guide

With the last presidential debate happening this evening, it might be a good time for you to check out the 2004 Election Guide presented by The Onion. After reading the guide, and you're still unsure of who to vote for - here's a clue.

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October 01, 2004

School Kids Get First Taste of Tequila

SEPTEMBER 29--Earlier this month, the staff, faculty, and Board of Trustees at Virginia's private Alexandria Country Day School had a Mexican-themed dinner complete with some tasty margaritas. For some reason, the leftover hooch was placed in a school refrigerator. You can probably guess what's coming next. On September 10, the booze was mistaken for "limeade" by school workers and actually served at lunch to students in the third, fourth, and fifth grades.

[read more via The Smoking Gun]

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July 18, 2004

This Land Is Your Land

A new take on the classic, with George W. Bush and John Kerry.

Utterly hilarious.

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